Step One: Acknowledged our lack of control over our speculative ventures, recognizing our involvement had become unmanageable.

Step Two: Embraced the belief that a project greater than ourselves could restore our financial well-being.

Step Three: Made a conscious decision to entrust our will and lives to that transformative project.

Step Four: Conducted a thorough and fearless inventory of our decentralized finance activities.

Step Five: Admitted to the DeFi gods, ourselves, and a trusted individual the precise nature of our mistakes.

Step Six: Became entirely ready to allow the DeFi gods to eliminate our character flaws.

Step Seven: Humbly requested the DeFi gods to remove those defects of character.

Step Eight: Compiled a list of projects that had harmed us and became willing to reconcile with them.

Step Nine: Made direct amends to our financial standing.

Step Ten: Continued to self-reflect on our project involvement, promptly admitting mistakes when identified.

Step Eleven: Employed more rigorous DYOR (Do Your Own Research) and NFA (No Financial Advice) to enhance our awareness.

Step Twelve: Having experienced financial enlightenment through these steps, we shared our insights with less experienced individuals and applied these principles in all our financial endeavors.